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Are Americans Stupid?

Ho ho ho. As you can plainly see by this excellent graph, an average Tree has a considerably higher IQ level than an American. Ha ha, just look at how stupid the Americans and Capitalists are!! Fortunately for me I've Nigerian citizenship.

Dr. Hibbert

The graph also clearly illustrates that Europeans and Socialists have by far the highest IQs than anyone else participating in the tests. Unfortunately for the British they still have too many people suffering from a superiority complex and who are obsessed with their imperialist history. But what saves them is that they have the Guardian newspaper, which shows that they are not too stupid!



The probable reason for the IQ score superiority of Europeans and Socialists is that when they were children their parents made them to go to school and gain an education. Once they went to school, they learnt what an invaluable asset a profound education is. It was then that they also discovered the superiority of socialism and internationalism and the critical lackings of capitalism and its offspring racism and imperialism. Ho ho ho... instead of degrading themselves by eating donuts, watching Friends, or standing around shopping centres, European students spend their free time reading, drinking, and taking the piss out of Americans! Now that is real fun!
email:drhibbert@springfieldhospital.com

No. I don't hate Americans. Enough of your whining. I just loathe the Americans who voted for Bush. You voted for Bush? I loathe you. Next.

CREDIT: netcartoon.net/naaas

# posted by Last Lament : 9:11 AM